Literature
Just like Spider-Man
Just Like Spider-Man
"You're so fat that your high school yearbook photo was taken from a helicopter."
The Kingpin gritted his teeth angrily.
"Ooh, tough room. Ok how about, you're so fat that when you get on a scale it says: One at a time."
The big, fat, crime lord goes into a rage and screams in fury. His fists clenched, ready to kill.
Jason flips the page, eager to see what his hero does next.
"YOU SON OF A--!" Kingpin leaps right at him, but the costumed hero continues.
"Wait, wait. How about this one..."
"HYYAAGH!" *CRASH*
Spider-Man leaps over the giant bald Kingpin, whose fists smashed into the nearby wall instead. Enraged even furthe